Burglars Sodimized For 5 Days

[charlie5]

They broke into the wrong house!

This May be the most classic line ever in this story:

"They broke in my front door so I broke into their back doors"

http://thugify.com/burglars-sodomized-after-breaking-into-rapists-house/

 

[ALLTIGER85]

They broke into the wrong house!

This May be the most classic line ever in this story:

"They broke in my front door so I broke into their back doors"

http://thugify.com/burglars-sodomized-after-breaking-into-rapists-house/

 

[TJMJR]

 

[Beaux]

They broke into the wrong house!

This May be the most classic line ever in this story:

"They broke in my front door so I broke into their back doors"

http://thugify.com/burglars-sodomized-after-breaking-into-rapists-house/

If true that is absolutely hilarious

 

[NumberNineteen]

Their "source" appears to be the British tabloid "Sport," which is probably not the pinnacle of journalistic integrity. But this story does have it all, doesn't it?

The continuing adventures of Florida Man? Check.
Dude named "Harry Harrington?" Check.
Picture of said dude in underwear, holding a cigar, and living up to his name? Check.
After his adventures, is he looking at a (ahem) "long stretch inside"? Very check.

 

[94WDE]

 

[charlie5]

I have little doubt that these men will never commit another crime. Probably a super effective deterant.

I think I would rather just take The electric chair

 

[Greg Sankey]

I have little doubt that these men will never commit another crime. Probably a super effective deterant.

I think I would rather just take The electric chair

Do you want to play cards?

 

[PocketWatch]

I have little doubt that these men will never commit another crime. Probably a super effective deterant.

I think I would rather just take The electric chair

Is there something you're trying to tell us by posting a fake story like this?

 

[Boytano]

hah, "the wolfman"...those guys be like

 

[who_called_the_Wolf]

 

[Big Blue]

They broke into the wrong house!

This May be the most classic line ever in this story:

"They broke in my front door so I broke into their back doors"

http://thugify.com/burglars-sodomized-after-breaking-into-rapists-house/

 

[charlie5]

Is there something you're trying to tell us by posting a fake story like this?

I saw it on FB therefore 100% legit

Sidenote: lighten up Francis

 

[plw0002]

I take it lube wasn't involved half the time... I wonder if he fed them anything other than his meat pole when they were locked away.

 

[Greg Sankey]

Is there something you're trying to tell us by posting a fake story like this?

He's a Trump fan And a closeted Democrat

 

[Dammit Lewis]

You know where "saggy pants" trend started right. Prison. It meant you were a prison bitch and were available. Somehow in the 90's it went mainstream, but prison is where it started. Now you can laugh when you see some dude "saggin" his pants real low.

 

[wardamn1662]

These guys will be the butt end of many a joke.

 

[Uncle Baby Billy]

ew

 

[charlie5]

ew

Are you trying to tell us something or something?

Amirite @AU02inDC ?

 

[Bassman]

I take it lube wasn't involved half the time... I wonder if he fed them anything other than his meat pole when they were locked away.

Yep. They got to eat the CMS.

 

[PocketWatch]

He's a Trump fan And a closeted Democrat

He's a closeted something all right. Looks like the bunker will be his safe space as he exit doors said closet I his on special way.

We should all be happy for him.

 

[plw0002]

Yep. They got to eat the CMS.

I think you're missin a U

 

[Bassman]

He's a Trump fan And a closeted Democrat

Well, that makes sense because Trump himself is - in reality - left of HRC.

 

[fntiger]

 

[Bassman]

I think you're missin a U

Well, that too. But my original description was also apt. See "Harold & Kumar Go To Gitmo"

 

[fntiger]

"The men face burglary charges, while Harrington is looking at another stretch inside for his actions."

I don't think that means what the reporter thinks it means.

 

[plw0002]

Well, that too. But my original description was also apt. See "Harold & Kumar Go To Gitmo"

Will do!

 

[I4CAW]

hah, "the wolfman"...those guys be like

 

[94WDE]

Let's be honest...who in here would convict ole Harry of any crimes and send him to jail?

I know I wouldn't.

But I despise thieves and think apt punishment has been successfully doled out.

 

[Fillup Marschell]

 

[AUnit]

Gross

 

[Boytano]

Let's be honest...who in here would convict ole Harry of any crimes and send him to jail?

I know I wouldn't.

But I despise thieves and think apt punishment has been successfully doled out.

i wouldn't because i wouldn't want him coming after my ass when he finishes his stretch

(oh the phrasing $1 to Archer)

 

[94WDE]

i wouldn't because i wouldn't want him coming after my ass when he finishes his stretch

(oh the phrasing $1 to Archer)

Don't break into his house

 

[charlie5]

This takes standing your ground to a hole 'nutha level

 

[Boytano]

This takes standing your ground to a hole 'nutha level

definite emphasis on hole

 

[WardamEagle44]

You know where "saggy pants" trend started right. Prison. It meant you were a prison bitch and were available. Somehow in the 90's it went mainstream, but prison is where it started. Now you can laugh when you see some dude "saggin" his pants real low.

GET OFF MY LAWN

 

[Boisgreat]

 

[Patrickthetiger]

You know where "saggy pants" trend started right. Prison. It meant you were a prison bitch and were available. Somehow in the 90's it went mainstream, but prison is where it started. Now you can laugh when you see some dude "saggin" his pants real low.

http://www.snopes.com/risque/homosex/sagging.asp

 

[charlie5]

http://www.snopes.com/risque/homosex/sagging.asp

Snopes cracks me up sometimes. The style totally originated in prison...but the gay advertising was false. Therefore the rumor is 100% false. Lol

It's kind of like the "debunking" the Hillary meme that she donated 1million dollars to reduce her tax bill. She 100% donated that exact amount to her own charity...but Snopes calls the rumor FALSE because "it didn't reduce her tax bill" just "reduced her taxable income". Which by the way ultimately reduces your tax bill.

 

[papaskinz]