When I started with this particular dentist he requested stool samples which I was happy to provide so he could thoroughly assess my health. I thought he would just require a few to establish a baseline of my health history but it’s now been 6 years and he says he still needs them so I was beginning to wonder if he is actually performing analysis on my stool. On this last visit I decided to go down to tent city where the homeless live and I searched for and found a random pile of shit next to a person so fvcked up on whatever drugs that I doubt they will be alive in 48 hours. I submitted that pile of shit as my own and I’m currently awaiting my dentist to contact me. There is no way that wretched pile of shit could possibly have any similarities to the pristine stool samples I have offered over the past 6 years. Upon proper analysis all sorts of red flags should be apparent but so far over the past couple of weeks I’ve heard nothing from him. He wants to perform a root canal for me but I’m considering getting a second opinion.
