We hinted lazt week dat chainjes wuz coming. Obveeeuzzly, anytime deez chainjes occur, we ALL adhere to a WIDE RAINJ of EMOE-SHUNZ frum HAPPPINEZZZ to an ALL OUT BEETRAYUL dat you will soon reeed about!!!!
Letz cut to the chase:
Wuntz the "LEA"'s proud member @Boisgreat haz decided that life iz a litta GREEEENER on da "BALLZFG" side of thangz. When our old friend joined da "LEA", he wuz driving a 2009 Chrysler NEON and had a battery powered push lawn mower. WUN WEEKEND WIT @Kellerdog , and all of a suddin BOISIE iz driving a NEW LOWERED DOWN LINKIN NAVIGAYTOR and heeez dun got 2 ZERO TERN LAWN MOWERS IN DA GARAGE!!!!
We wish our old friend well!!!
It iz with GRATE SADNESS and wit a feeling of BEEETRAYUL that I am forced to annountz that PAPA BARE'S DIREKKT KIN, "CHRISTIAN" haz made the life altering deesishun to join forces wit "BALLZFG!!!!"
Poor Christian's struggles have been well dockyoumented of late. Obveeeuzzly being suzzpended frum CHURCH CAMP wuz a blow to the FAMBLY. Getting kawt HITTING ON the 35 yeer old TENNIZ PLAYA didn't help thangz.
Wut hert da mozt wuz hiz weekend venture to LAKE BURTON wit @Kellerdog.
HAYUL, Christian went frum helpin old ladies cross the street to getting calls at 2 a.m. frum girls wit names like "CHARRITY", and "ANASTASIA" and "CRYSTAL."
Dis haz been a TREMENDUZZZ BLOW to PAPA BARE and MOMMMA BARE. I azk dat you keep them in yore thawtz.
We will kuntinyew to pray foe Christian, althoe I juzt got a kall that he wuz buzzted 15 minitz ago trying to buy COPENHAGEN at the QT in Cummings.
PLEEEEZE DONT SHED a TEER foe da "LEA!!!!!!!!!" We have sum WUNDAFUL NEWZ!!!!
It is wit INKREDIBULL HAPPINESS dat the "LEA" wellkumz back wun of itz FORMA ROCK STARZZ, @Knotted Shorts. Obveeeeuzzly, dis took a varry deetailed amount of time to GIT KLEEERED.
All of hiz GRILLS wood not fit into juzt WUN FILE foe our accountant so we had to improvize.
BTW, I mentchuned our accountant. I wunna thank MIZZZTY for all her hard werk during dis pazt week. She werkz FULL TIME at the DOLLA TREE in COLUMBIANA so we juzt reeely want her to know that we appreeesheeate her sakrifice!!!
SHORTZZ haz long been wun of da moe POPYOULAR MEMBAZ of da FAMBLY so we appreeeesheeeate hiz ability to rekognize our "INTEGRITTY" based program and want to come back an be a part of it.
FOR DA REKKERD--SHORTZZ haz been upfrunt an honezzt to all of hiz kurrent beeholdingz. Ironically dat wudn't a $38,000 deck he put in--------------------IT WUZ A $52,000 deck he put in.
Wun CUBIC INCH of hsi LICKER CABINET iz werth moe than DOC's HIZZZZY but frum an "INTEGRITTY" point of view, SHORTZZ and da "LEA" iz on da same page!!!
It iz with GRATE ADMIRAYSHUN dat the "LEA" wood like to WELLKUM @AuburnSmith. We firzt got in kontact wit SMITTY lazt week az he wuz in ARUBA judging a WET TEE SHIRT KONTEZZT!!
He had mentchuned to PAPA BARE earlier in da week that he had been feeeling like hiz "INTEGRITTY" may be komprised a bit az of late in "BALLZFG!!!" He juzt needed a KLEEEN BRAKE and we iz dayum glad to have hiz azz!!!!
SMITTY iz a deeevoted FAMBLY MAN, a MEGA STAR in da FILLANTHRIP werld. Juzt an OVERALL "GIVER OF LIFE" so we iz honored dat he iz now true FAMBLY!!!!!!
Wood like to post a closing note on the "LEA"'s ROCK and FATHER FIGYURE, PAPA BARE!!!!!
Wut thiz man haz had to endure of late iz AZTONISHING. Heck, we talked Saterday mornin az he wuz riding hiz FATBOY, SMOKING a KENT and GETTIN PULLED OVA BY THE ROZWELL POLICE DEPARTMENT ALL AT DA SAME TIME!!!!
Duz you know WHY thay pulled hiz azz ova??????? Simply to tell PAPA BARE that thay thanked hiz azz foe ALL DA "INTEGRITTY" that he haz spread to thare citizens ova the yeerz!!
Heeeez had Christian's struggles weighin on hiz mind dis week az well az the chick at da RAM DEEELASHIP dat he buys two pakks of WINZTUN 100's for erry time he takes her deposishun!!!
ALL in ALL PAPA BARE iz da mozt "INTEGRAL" part of wut we do in dis Fambly and we varry much appreesheeeate it.
Letz cut to the chase:
Wuntz the "LEA"'s proud member @Boisgreat haz decided that life iz a litta GREEEENER on da "BALLZFG" side of thangz. When our old friend joined da "LEA", he wuz driving a 2009 Chrysler NEON and had a battery powered push lawn mower. WUN WEEKEND WIT @Kellerdog , and all of a suddin BOISIE iz driving a NEW LOWERED DOWN LINKIN NAVIGAYTOR and heeez dun got 2 ZERO TERN LAWN MOWERS IN DA GARAGE!!!!
We wish our old friend well!!!
It iz with GRATE SADNESS and wit a feeling of BEEETRAYUL that I am forced to annountz that PAPA BARE'S DIREKKT KIN, "CHRISTIAN" haz made the life altering deesishun to join forces wit "BALLZFG!!!!"
Poor Christian's struggles have been well dockyoumented of late. Obveeeuzzly being suzzpended frum CHURCH CAMP wuz a blow to the FAMBLY. Getting kawt HITTING ON the 35 yeer old TENNIZ PLAYA didn't help thangz.
Wut hert da mozt wuz hiz weekend venture to LAKE BURTON wit @Kellerdog.
HAYUL, Christian went frum helpin old ladies cross the street to getting calls at 2 a.m. frum girls wit names like "CHARRITY", and "ANASTASIA" and "CRYSTAL."
Dis haz been a TREMENDUZZZ BLOW to PAPA BARE and MOMMMA BARE. I azk dat you keep them in yore thawtz.
We will kuntinyew to pray foe Christian, althoe I juzt got a kall that he wuz buzzted 15 minitz ago trying to buy COPENHAGEN at the QT in Cummings.
PLEEEEZE DONT SHED a TEER foe da "LEA!!!!!!!!!" We have sum WUNDAFUL NEWZ!!!!
It is wit INKREDIBULL HAPPINESS dat the "LEA" wellkumz back wun of itz FORMA ROCK STARZZ, @Knotted Shorts. Obveeeeuzzly, dis took a varry deetailed amount of time to GIT KLEEERED.
All of hiz GRILLS wood not fit into juzt WUN FILE foe our accountant so we had to improvize.
BTW, I mentchuned our accountant. I wunna thank MIZZZTY for all her hard werk during dis pazt week. She werkz FULL TIME at the DOLLA TREE in COLUMBIANA so we juzt reeely want her to know that we appreeesheeate her sakrifice!!!
SHORTZZ haz long been wun of da moe POPYOULAR MEMBAZ of da FAMBLY so we appreeeesheeeate hiz ability to rekognize our "INTEGRITTY" based program and want to come back an be a part of it.
FOR DA REKKERD--SHORTZZ haz been upfrunt an honezzt to all of hiz kurrent beeholdingz. Ironically dat wudn't a $38,000 deck he put in--------------------IT WUZ A $52,000 deck he put in.
Wun CUBIC INCH of hsi LICKER CABINET iz werth moe than DOC's HIZZZZY but frum an "INTEGRITTY" point of view, SHORTZZ and da "LEA" iz on da same page!!!
It iz with GRATE ADMIRAYSHUN dat the "LEA" wood like to WELLKUM @AuburnSmith. We firzt got in kontact wit SMITTY lazt week az he wuz in ARUBA judging a WET TEE SHIRT KONTEZZT!!
He had mentchuned to PAPA BARE earlier in da week that he had been feeeling like hiz "INTEGRITTY" may be komprised a bit az of late in "BALLZFG!!!" He juzt needed a KLEEEN BRAKE and we iz dayum glad to have hiz azz!!!!
SMITTY iz a deeevoted FAMBLY MAN, a MEGA STAR in da FILLANTHRIP werld. Juzt an OVERALL "GIVER OF LIFE" so we iz honored dat he iz now true FAMBLY!!!!!!
Wood like to post a closing note on the "LEA"'s ROCK and FATHER FIGYURE, PAPA BARE!!!!!
Wut thiz man haz had to endure of late iz AZTONISHING. Heck, we talked Saterday mornin az he wuz riding hiz FATBOY, SMOKING a KENT and GETTIN PULLED OVA BY THE ROZWELL POLICE DEPARTMENT ALL AT DA SAME TIME!!!!
Duz you know WHY thay pulled hiz azz ova??????? Simply to tell PAPA BARE that thay thanked hiz azz foe ALL DA "INTEGRITTY" that he haz spread to thare citizens ova the yeerz!!
Heeeez had Christian's struggles weighin on hiz mind dis week az well az the chick at da RAM DEEELASHIP dat he buys two pakks of WINZTUN 100's for erry time he takes her deposishun!!!
ALL in ALL PAPA BARE iz da mozt "INTEGRAL" part of wut we do in dis Fambly and we varry much appreesheeeate it.
