Fell asleep on the couch about 10:00. Woke up at 1:30 quickly after feeling something on my bottom lip. A quick blow of air and hands flying a small roach was launched off. I’ll never be the same. House is getting burned to the ground today. This is what’s so weird. I saw one Thursday and sprayed the house like crazy. I’m not sure why but I thought to myself “ I wonder if a roach has ever crawled into anyones mouth while they were sleeping”. Got my fuggin answer. Little bastard tried. I’m a bit of a germaphobe so I can’t eat for a week now.
