Aubbies have you realized yet that Yoda Grimes set your OL back 5 years ?

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  1. Diego Delgado

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    It has to suck to sit back and watch Big Bro churn out one 1st round draft pick after another.


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  2. TheGhostOfMatchesMalone

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    Again, this stat is absolutely amazing:

    Number of OL Harry has signed in 4 classes: 10
    Number of QBs Harry has signed in 4 classes: 6

    Punchline? 2 of those 10 OL were JUCOS who are no longer in the program.

    Harry has signed 8 prep OL in 2 classes. 6 of them came in the last 2 classes.

    aubarn's OL is going to be garbage this year and next at minimum. The only way to change that is if Harry starts signing a minimum of 4 decent OL every class. Bama does this, and our OL is solid every year.

    boogs it's not too hard to see what is wrong with your program. You guys just cover your ears and eyes and curl up in a fetal position on The Gus Bus and ride on.
     
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    Why have all of bammers offensive lineman sucked in the pros? James Carpenter has already been cut by the Seahawks

    Chance Warmack will likely be cut by the Titans prior to the 2017 season unless he drastically improved this year

    DJ Fluker has been moved from tackle to guard because he is a liability in pass protection

    The key to bammers success in college is having SEC referees led by bammer grad Steve Shaw ignore the 20 holds per game
     
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    Lol!
     
  6. Diego Delgado

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    Maybe you should ask the NFL GM's why they drafted all 3 of them in the 1st round


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  7. ohsfan28

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    The good teams generally don't waste first round picks on bammers at any position. Look at the two teams in the Super Bowl last year for proof
     
  8. TheGhostOfMatchesMalone

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    calhoun thinks that if a Bama player performs like an All-American in college and then goes to the NFL and doesn't perform as well, that it reflects negatively on Saban.

    Of course, he also thinks the NFL is just mis-using boog busts Greg Robinson and Tre Mason LMAO!
     
  9. Diego Delgado

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    I dont watch pro football but I do know that the best OG on the field that day was a former Bammer and a 10 year Vet.


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    Yet he was cut by the Broncos almost immediately after the game. Pretty weird if he is so good
     
  11. TheGhostOfMatchesMalone

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    And he immediately signed with the Arizona Cardinals. Being an aubarn fan is killing you right now, isn't it? LMAO!
     
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    A team with a terrible offensive line and a team that has only 1 Super Bowl appearance in their entire history
     
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    Is dat the dude frum Homewood? That dude funny az hayul!!!
    Diego, EEEEEEEEEEEEZY on my boyeee GRIMES. Dude is a dayum good line coach. We gunna miss his azz. Yall generally reekroot a litta betta and it has shown on the O-LINE. But as far az coachin goes, GRIMES is good. Mozt high skool coaches luv the guy.
     
  14. Diego Delgado

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    He only signed a 1 year contract with the Broncos


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  15. TheGhostOfMatchesMalone

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    calhoun lied again? Say it ain't so!
     
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    Wow. What kind of backwoods language is this?
     
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    This dynasty is absolutely killing you. Prayers sent.
     
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  18. Sanctions Stand

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    Have you realized how utterly goofy of a bammer your are?

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  19. TheGhostOfMatchesMalone

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    Well here's a shocker, sidewalker sanctions is too embarrassed by auburn's pitiful performance in the pros to discuss it either.

    Long list....LMAO!
     
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  20. Sanctions Stand

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    2016 Bammers in the NFL 47
    2016 Auburn in the NFL 32

    2016 Bammers Pro bowl 1
    2016 Auburn Pro bowl 1

    2016 Bammer NFL MVPs 0
    2016 Auburn NFL MVPs 1


    Congrats to bammer. Happy for you and Poppy down at the Grub Mart. Reward yourself with some chicken fingers and a big ole
    Rooooooow Damn Thde ROwwwwwwww!

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  21. Sanctions Stand

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    I got it! Roooow damn thde Roooow!
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  22. TheGhostOfMatchesMalone

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    You forgot one:

    Chickenshit cowards that cost their team the Super Bowl from auburn - 1
    Chickenshit cowards that cost their team the Super Bowl from Bama - 0

    LMAO!

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  23. Sanctions Stand

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    Forgot another one

    Toothless inbred moron Bammers - 1,000,000,000,000 and growing exponentially with a standard deviation of +/- 10,000

    Roooow Damn Thde Rooooow!
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  24. Sanctions Stand

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    You should have claimed this one as a win.

    SEC 'retired from the NFL' with awesome wonderlic scores and better than NFL MVPs, Bammer - 1

    Did you attend the "retirement" party? Hahahahahaha

    Roooooow Damn Thde Rooooow!
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    He set back the AU OL 5 years? Diego even for you this is reaching.
     
  26. Diego Delgado

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    You have no legit SEC OT's on campus now.
     
  27. TheGhostOfMatchesMalone

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    Compare Harry's first two classes at aubarn to Franny's 2 classes at Bama in 2001 and 2002.

    Franny signed 3 OL in 2 classes and 7 JUCOs.

    Harry signed 4 OL in 2 classes and 8 JUCOs.

    Neither coach was recruiting for the long-term. We now know that Franny was hoping to use the Bama job to get a better job in the Midwest, and Harry did the same thing. His goal was the same as Franny's: Get in, make a splash in 2 years, and get a better job offer.

    Truth be told, Harry wants the Arkansas job and thought with Nick Marshall he had found his next Cam Newton. Bless his heart.
     
  28. Sanctions Stand

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    You have a legit case of 'fulla bammer' and a certain mutation of the FGFR3 gene. Should prolly yell 'row thde' and then kill self.
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  29. Diego Delgado

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    Nice deflection but facts are facts
     
  30. TheGhostOfMatchesMalone

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    How was the Barn game. Looked like shit on TV, was it as ugly in person?
     
  31. TheGhostOfMatchesMalone

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    sidewalker sanctions won't be posting here this Fall.
     
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  32. billywaynebammer

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    I doubt Sanctions paid it any mind. Too busy googling for bammers and dreaming of incest.
     
  33. Sanctions Stand

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    Ugly? You want ugly? Row damn Thde Roww!
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  34. TheGhostOfMatchesMalone

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    Is the SEC Network replaying Barn Day?
     
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    How pathetic is it when a bammer troll has to post on the AU Open forum to get his jollies when he's banned everywhere else? DD's got that barn obsession bad.

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  36. TheGhostOfMatchesMalone

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    Is that as pathetic as attacking the Bam poster that told the truth about your OL and hurt your feelings?

    Cause that's pretty pathetic...almost auburn Spring Game pathetic...
     

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