aubarn recruiting on a roll, honks off another 5-star

[GhostOfMatchesMalone]

Lyndell Wilson claims "aubarn said I'm not a good fit there'.

Of course not, there's no room for a 5-star LB on aubarn's defense! Just ask Rashaan Evans

 

[billywaynebama]

Lyndell Wilson claims "aubarn said I'm not a good fit there'.

Of course not, there's no room for a 5-star LB on aubarn's defense! Just ask Rashaan Evans

Wilson probably wanted a program that would give him a shot at an NFL career.

 

[Sanctions Stand]

Wilson probably wanted a program that would give him a shot at an NFL career.

Stabler passed in the other thread. Do you bammers want to take a break for a minute on the Auburn board?

 

[billywaynebama]

Stabler passed in the other thread. Do you bammers want to take a break for a minute on the Auburn board?

It was discussed on the Alabama board. Jump on over there if you are interested.

 

[Sanctions Stand]

Lyndell Wilson claims "aubarn said I'm not a good fit there'.

Of course not, there's no room for a 5-star LB on aubarn's defense! Just ask Rashaan Evans

Speaking of 5 stars and recruiting.

Jadeveon Clowney ‘dozed off’ during Nick Saban’s visit

Here’s what Clowney said about Saban’s visit:

“I don’t see no big deal like everybody else. They’d say, ‘He’s the king of all of football.’ The guy ain’t nothing but 5-5. He’s a short guy. Everybody’s going crazy on Nick Saban.

“He talked the whole time he was there. I was dozing off. He can talk. A lot. He talked for a whole straight hour.”

Funny stuff! Row damn Thde!

 

[BamaFan1137]

Speaking of 5 stars and recruiting.

Jadeveon Clowney ‘dozed off’ during Nick Saban’s visit

Here’s what Clowney said about Saban’s visit:

“I don’t see no big deal like everybody else. They’d say, ‘He’s the king of all of football.’ The guy ain’t nothing but 5-5. He’s a short guy. Everybody’s going crazy on Nick Saban.

“He talked the whole time he was there. I was dozing off. He can talk. A lot. He talked for a whole straight hour.”

Funny stuff! Row damn Thde!

That would make a good trivia question...

How many NC's did Saban win at Bama while Clowney was enrolled at USCjr?

 

[GhostOfMatchesMalone]

Speaking of 5 stars and recruiting.

Jadeveon Clowney ‘dozed off’ during Nick Saban’s visit

Here’s what Clowney said about Saban’s visit:

“I don’t see no big deal like everybody else. They’d say, ‘He’s the king of all of football.’ The guy ain’t nothing but 5-5. He’s a short guy. Everybody’s going crazy on Nick Saban.

“He talked the whole time he was there. I was dozing off. He can talk. A lot. He talked for a whole straight hour.”

Funny stuff! Row damn Thde!

Yeah I hate that we didn't get Clowney. I bet with him we could have won 1, maybe 2 NCs in 3 years.

 

[Sanctions Stand]

So your point is if you miss on a 5 star no big deal? These inbred insults make no sense. Try to keep a consistent thought and type reeeeealllll sloooooowww. Row damn Thde!

 

[GhostOfMatchesMalone]

So your point is if you miss on a 5 star no big deal? These inbred insults make no sense. Try to keep a consistent thought and type reeeeealllll sloooooowww. Row damn Thde!

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I'm saying we won 2 NCs in the 3 years Clowney would have been here. IOW, we did excellent without him.

BTW aubarn went 3-9 and had the most spectacular NC game meltdown in college football history during that same time frame. Haven't seen this look of fear since Mike Shula's introductory PC:

 

[BamaFan1137]

Plz, no reminders of Shula's deer in the headlight look from the sidelines. I just recently got rid of my nervous tick that I'm positive were a direct result of his complete and utter bewilderment and confusion over the game of American football.

Otoh, I think he would have been an awesome soccer coach.

 

[Sanctions Stand]

Yea, it really hurt Clowney's career. Must of hurt his draft stock a bit disrespecting Sabear like that. Ohhhh snap Clowney went #1. Funny stuff. He said the midget would not stop talking so he just dozed off. Said the midget was so long winded nobody else could speak. Sabear must like to listen to himself talk and watch everybody sleep.

Just like Reuben. Rowww Thde!

 

[Pops Masterson]

Yea, it really hurt Clowney's career. Must of hurt his draft stock a bit disrespecting Sabear like that. Ohhhh snap Clowney went #1. Funny stuff. He said the midget would not stop talking so he just dozed off. Said the midget was so long winded nobody else could speak. Sabear must like to listen to himself talk and watch everybody sleep.

Just like Reuben. Rowww Thde!

Lol, you are one dumb bumpkin.

 

[Sanctions Stand]

Lol, you are one dumb bumpkin.

Dumb Bumpkin?

 

[GhostOfMatchesMalone]

Dumb Bumpkin?

Yep, we all have our sidewalkers, sanctions.

 

[Sanctions Stand]

Sidewalk?

 

[GhostOfMatchesMalone]

Sidewalk?

Looks like a Bama grad enjoying a game.

 

[Pops Masterson]

Looks like a Bama grad enjoying a game.

Or a student. Neither of which sidewalk sanctions would know much about.

 

[GhostOfMatchesMalone]

Or a student. Neither of which sidewalk sanctions would know much about.

Yes probably a student, but again sanctions has never been to a game so he has no clue that's perfectly normal.

I am beginning to wonder if he's ever left the house. Probably a 34 year-old albino shut-in.

 

[billywaynebama]

Or a student. Neither of which sidewalk sanctions would know much about.

True, I doubt the J. B. Hunt truck driving academy had much of a sports program. Totally foreign territory to ole Sanctions.

 

[GhostOfMatchesMalone]

True, I doubt the J. B. Hunt truck driving academy had much of a sports program. Totally foreign territory to ole Sanctions.

sanctions is a truck driver?

 

[billywaynebama]

sanctions is a truck driver?

I don't think so...he didn't make the cut.

 

[Sanctions Stand]

The 3 west vance amigos! Row damn Thde!

 

[GhostOfMatchesMalone]

Sanctions and nud?

 

[Pops Masterson]

Sanctions and nud?

I imagine sidewalk sanctions to be fat and disgusting. Nudbud is a beta, so maybe that first one is him. Cool shirts though.

 

[Sanctions Stand]

When I imagine Poppy I see a fat azz redneck with about a 62 inch waist. He must buy the overalls because he is such a fat azz. When things get down on ole Poppy, he just belches out a big ole 'Roooow Damn Thde!" followed by spit and regurgitated PBR.... and it makes him feel a whole lot better.

Roooow Damn Thde Poppy!

 

[Pops Masterson]

When I imagine Poppy I see a fat azz redneck with about a 62 inch waist. He must buy the overalls because he is such a fat azz. When things get down on ole Poppy, he just belches out a big ole 'Roooow Damn Thde!" followed by spit and regurgitated PBR.... and it makes him feel a whole lot better.

Roooow Damn Thde Poppy!

Poor sidewalk sanctions lol. Poppy definitely struck a nerve by calling him a fat. Here are some expert suggestions since you are madder than hell:

Try eating fewer twinkies and drinking less Busch Light. Get off your lazy, repulsive, sidewalk ass and (if you can afford it) go to a gym. Turn off your old NASCAR reruns, and turn on an exercise video.

If you need more help, let me know.

 

[GhostOfMatchesMalone]

Seems the pieces are starting to fit together.....sanctions is highly offended by being called a fatty, and by being called financially challenged.

Seems this mystery is about solved....

 

[billywaynebama]

Poor sidewalk sanctions lol. Poppy definitely struck a nerve by calling him a fat. Here are some expert suggestions since you are madder than hell:

Try eating fewer twinkies and drinking less Busch Light. Get off your lazy, repulsive, sidewalk ass and (if you can afford it) go to a gym. Turn off your old NASCAR reruns, and turn on an exercise video.

If you need more help, let me know.

Good advice. Twinkles and Busch beer are complete garbage anyway.

Raise your standards, Auburn folk. Live better despite your disability.