Nutdust. A brand just screaming to cut an NIL deal with the entire Auburn linebacker room, or at least a silver sponsor for The Rubdown podcast (apply before sampling Voodoo "The Bomb" sauce). Some product names are so brilliantly conceived, that really, branding is optional. This product from Scotland will render Gold Bond the unrefined stuff of rubes and bammers, like Dos Equis to Old Milwaukee.
Made of 100% all natural Arrowroot powder combined with pure essential oils, it has no talc, corn starch, heavy metals, harsh chemicals, or ingredients you can’t pronounce. Its silky texture is absorbed into the skin, leaving it feeling soft and clean with no chalky residue.
Fragrance options include Voyager ("imagine a sunset walk on a cool beach with a tropical breeze"), Laddie ("a classic combination of sandalwood, cedar, and bergamot; has a deep and refined aroma so dapper it would make Sean Connery jealous; RIP Scotland's greatest son") , Wildling ("an energetic and invigorating scent, a combination of citrus, eucalyptus, and sage; automatic AC for your boys and everywhere else") and "naturally", Naked ("when you are sitting pretty and just comfortable in your own whiff").
Seems like the Wildling with the cooling eucalyptus is the J-H game day call, provided that vibe isn't like dousing Tabasco down there.
https://officialnutdust.com/
Naked, the legend:
Nutdust Naked, is believed to be the finest and purest dust from the white thistle. Only harvested on the full moon at the peak of summer, it is believed that it was reserved only for the Chieftain of the Glen. So confident was he, there was no need to add fragrance to his Nutdust, after all, his balls were bigger than all the rest.
But the Chieftain was a smart man, and shared the Nutdust Naked with his warriors. It allowed them to go into battle and hunt for food without fear of a fragrant scent giving them away, but at the same time giving them a Chieftain’s confidence that they would be dry and comfortable below their kilts on the warmest of days.
Made of 100% all natural Arrowroot powder combined with pure essential oils, it has no talc, corn starch, heavy metals, harsh chemicals, or ingredients you can’t pronounce. Its silky texture is absorbed into the skin, leaving it feeling soft and clean with no chalky residue.
Fragrance options include Voyager ("imagine a sunset walk on a cool beach with a tropical breeze"), Laddie ("a classic combination of sandalwood, cedar, and bergamot; has a deep and refined aroma so dapper it would make Sean Connery jealous; RIP Scotland's greatest son") , Wildling ("an energetic and invigorating scent, a combination of citrus, eucalyptus, and sage; automatic AC for your boys and everywhere else") and "naturally", Naked ("when you are sitting pretty and just comfortable in your own whiff").
Seems like the Wildling with the cooling eucalyptus is the J-H game day call, provided that vibe isn't like dousing Tabasco down there.
https://officialnutdust.com/
Naked, the legend:
Nutdust Naked, is believed to be the finest and purest dust from the white thistle. Only harvested on the full moon at the peak of summer, it is believed that it was reserved only for the Chieftain of the Glen. So confident was he, there was no need to add fragrance to his Nutdust, after all, his balls were bigger than all the rest.
But the Chieftain was a smart man, and shared the Nutdust Naked with his warriors. It allowed them to go into battle and hunt for food without fear of a fragrant scent giving them away, but at the same time giving them a Chieftain’s confidence that they would be dry and comfortable below their kilts on the warmest of days.
