So we were sitting in the Oak Mountain HS Performing Arts Center listening to a bunch of blah, blah, blah stuff before meet the teachers starts, and the Mrs pulls up our kids grades on her phone. Honors Anatomy-105, AP English-language 101, AP Spanish- 100, AP Government and Politics-103. Then she's like "Whoa. What the eff?Hold up. Her average in AP Calculus dropped to a 97.7. Look at this shit. She got an 8 outta 10 and 9 outta 10 on 2 homework assignments. We're gonna have to do something about this."
Now, nevermind she got a 100 on the first big test. Mama Shorts is wanting to do some corrective actions. Im like all "hey. Settle down. The kid has a system and method and straight A's. You're gonna mess up her mojo".
So, do i do what i normally do, and just go to the Short's Cave, have a drink and ignore the whole thing? Or, do i help the kid out by providing a distraction by tempting the Mrs to the bedroom for a litta horizontal PT between the sheets so the Mrs forgets about it?
TIA. And for your trubbles...
Now, nevermind she got a 100 on the first big test. Mama Shorts is wanting to do some corrective actions. Im like all "hey. Settle down. The kid has a system and method and straight A's. You're gonna mess up her mojo".
So, do i do what i normally do, and just go to the Short's Cave, have a drink and ignore the whole thing? Or, do i help the kid out by providing a distraction by tempting the Mrs to the bedroom for a litta horizontal PT between the sheets so the Mrs forgets about it?
TIA. And for your trubbles...
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