I will be out of commission tomorrow, so AWOB is being posted a day earlier.
Some nuggets from the past week:
1) Braden Smith may or may not go to AU softball games. Still waiting on a MOD to confirm.
2) College girls have gotten fatter but college men have stayed in perfect shape.
3) In what can only be a symptom of Auburn having another disastrous season of football and basketball, the Bunker has now decided to turn its focus to the afterlife by discussing heaven and what happens when you die.
4) Bunker members exchanged trade secrets from their various industries—biggest lesson learned? Google does all of our jobs for us.
5) After a week of complaining about men’s sports, the Bunker finally got a big men’s sport victory in baseball. Naturally the conversation then turned to how bad men’s sports have been over the last 10 years
6) After much discussion about whether @CowardlyToaster , @AshleySchaeffer , and @Pop Quiz Man are the same person, the Bunker has finally realized they are different people that just meet together at 5:00 am in a PortaJohn.
7) The Bunker debated the all-important question of which came first: humans or the moon? The whole debate can be summed up in one short phrase:
tl;dr.
8) The Bunker made a GIF from the biggest Nick Ruffin fan at the Auburn softball game, reminding us all that grown men should take a long hard look in the mirror before going to a televised sporting event
9) A video of Woody Barrett throwing a football 69 yards surfaced. Amazingly, no sexual innuendos were offered, and no one gave a rip about it since Jeremy Johnson has scarred AU fans for life
10) Jeremy Johnson was seen in a pawnshop looking to purchase a gun, causing all Bunker members to briefly reconsider their stance on gun rights
tl;dr Football season needs to hurry up and get here.
Some nuggets from the past week:
1) Braden Smith may or may not go to AU softball games. Still waiting on a MOD to confirm.
2) College girls have gotten fatter but college men have stayed in perfect shape.
3) In what can only be a symptom of Auburn having another disastrous season of football and basketball, the Bunker has now decided to turn its focus to the afterlife by discussing heaven and what happens when you die.
4) Bunker members exchanged trade secrets from their various industries—biggest lesson learned? Google does all of our jobs for us.
5) After a week of complaining about men’s sports, the Bunker finally got a big men’s sport victory in baseball. Naturally the conversation then turned to how bad men’s sports have been over the last 10 years
6) After much discussion about whether @CowardlyToaster , @AshleySchaeffer , and @Pop Quiz Man are the same person, the Bunker has finally realized they are different people that just meet together at 5:00 am in a PortaJohn.
7) The Bunker debated the all-important question of which came first: humans or the moon? The whole debate can be summed up in one short phrase:
tl;dr.
8) The Bunker made a GIF from the biggest Nick Ruffin fan at the Auburn softball game, reminding us all that grown men should take a long hard look in the mirror before going to a televised sporting event
9) A video of Woody Barrett throwing a football 69 yards surfaced. Amazingly, no sexual innuendos were offered, and no one gave a rip about it since Jeremy Johnson has scarred AU fans for life
10) Jeremy Johnson was seen in a pawnshop looking to purchase a gun, causing all Bunker members to briefly reconsider their stance on gun rights
tl;dr Football season needs to hurry up and get here.
