So it turns out AM was spiked with FEMBOTS.
http://gizmodo.com/how-ashley-madison-hid-its-fembot-con-from-users-and-in-1728410265
Poor lonely basstages
http://gizmodo.com/how-ashley-madison-hid-its-fembot-con-from-users-and-in-1728410265
Poor lonely basstages