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Ahmed timeline

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Youth - Father is devout political activist against Islamaphobia
Middle school - Called "bomb maker" by class mates; father fights Koran burners
One week ago - Removes the casing of a clock and attaches individual interior parts to a briefcase, which just happens to look exactly like half the bombs we've seen in movies, for praise from a mystery teacher; goes public after being detained; makes comments about "the cause"
Present day - Drops out of school; plans a trip to Mecca, the White House, and visits with other dignitaries; Receives scholarship donations from idiots across the nation.

All facts. All easily connected dots...unless you are a stupid ****ing liberal suffering from Islamaphobiaphobia.
 
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