My girl and I get married in one month. We went to Walmart to see about a grooms cake being made. She asked the baker if they could do an Auburn grooms cake for me. The baker straight up said, "We don't make Auburn cakes here..." I tried to think of something funny to the baker, but my girl wanted to just leave. I told her to not even ask those people in the beginning because of the business we were in, and the town we were in (I love Athens, Al, by the way). So I'm getting my grooms cake in Auburn. War Damn.