Sept 26th – Harsin Fires a respected local WR coach for seemingly no reason
Oct 25th – Harsin refuses to admit whether or not he has been vaccinated for COVID around a team of student athletes. Also fails to disclose whether or not he is encouraging students to get vaccinated against COVID
Nov 6th – Nov 27th – 5 straight losses
Nov 29th -- Harsin fires Mike Bobo after one season
Dec 15th – Auburn salvages recruiting class after doing no recruiting during the season and is able to move up from 45th to 17th in the team rankings
Dec 18th – Harsin hires Austin Davis as QB coach as he has decided he will call plays now
Dec 19th - Harsin runs off a 5 star legacy QB who lived orange and blue. His replacement becomes 3rd string for a few weeks and then redshirts
Dec 28th – Auburn loses to Houston with Harsin calling plays
Jan 7th – Nick Eason Leaves auburn for Clemson
Jan 11th – Our two biggest rivals play for a national championship
Jan 21st – Derek Mason leaves Auburn for the same position at OK State making significantly less money
Jan 22nd – Auburn cancels Junior day due to lack of recruit interest
Jan 22nd - Auburn internally promotes Jeff Schmedding to DC (lol)
Jan 29th – Auburn has 9 2023 kids show up at Junior Day (lol)
Feb 1st – Austin Davis decides not to coach for Auburn after being on campus for 1 recruiting event
Feb 2nd – Auburn doesn’t sign a single player on National Signing Day
Feb 4th – Harsin takes a well-earned vacation
Feb 1st-11th – Rumors about Harsin begin to swirl and Auburn launches an internal investigation into Bryan Harsin 1months after hiring the idiot. During this time he refuses to come home from vacation to cooperate
Feb 11th – Auburn announces were keeping Haskin after he has been turned nuclear
Feb 19th -- Auburn finally internally promotes Eric Kiesau to OC after 2 world wide searches (this after he already told Harsin he didn't feel quite ready)
Feb 28th – Dead Period Over
Feb 28th – Mar 3 – Nothing at all
Mar 3rd – Harsin MIA around Auburn and back on vacation baby (don’t worry its spring break)
May 29th - September 8th - In an effort to win back the fanbase, Harsin releases the “Huddle with Hars” podcast, releasing 14 episodes despite only having 8 commitments in the 2023 class.
June/July/August- zero external additions made one of the worst offensive lines in the conference
Late August or some shit: told ESPN about starting QB before he told the team- told everyone to “just watch” when asked if he had a message for recruits
September 17th- auburn has it’s shit pushed in on live television by a 8 win penn state team while rotating two absolute garbage QBs all while wasting the best home crowd showing and atmosphere Auburn fans have brought together in the past 3 years
September 19th - still at single digit commits for 2023 class
September 22nd: QB1 competition open between a baseball player from Oregon and a gorgeous young freshman after the back up from last year gets injured and the guy harsin brought in to start opts for sir-jury and a medical redshirt el oh fvcking el
October 21st: Harsin and the potato’s get off their fat asses and leave campus to recruit for the first time in their lives
October 25th: after running off half of the 2022 class and not even recruiting a 23 class, Harsin is encouraging upset players to quit the team or transfer. @Jeffrey Lee cries publicly and sends on3 into an abyss of rage
Halloween: Firet
Oct 25th – Harsin refuses to admit whether or not he has been vaccinated for COVID around a team of student athletes. Also fails to disclose whether or not he is encouraging students to get vaccinated against COVID
Nov 6th – Nov 27th – 5 straight losses
Nov 29th -- Harsin fires Mike Bobo after one season
Dec 15th – Auburn salvages recruiting class after doing no recruiting during the season and is able to move up from 45th to 17th in the team rankings
Dec 18th – Harsin hires Austin Davis as QB coach as he has decided he will call plays now
Dec 19th - Harsin runs off a 5 star legacy QB who lived orange and blue. His replacement becomes 3rd string for a few weeks and then redshirts
Dec 28th – Auburn loses to Houston with Harsin calling plays
Jan 7th – Nick Eason Leaves auburn for Clemson
Jan 11th – Our two biggest rivals play for a national championship
Jan 21st – Derek Mason leaves Auburn for the same position at OK State making significantly less money
Jan 22nd – Auburn cancels Junior day due to lack of recruit interest
Jan 22nd - Auburn internally promotes Jeff Schmedding to DC (lol)
Jan 29th – Auburn has 9 2023 kids show up at Junior Day (lol)
Feb 1st – Austin Davis decides not to coach for Auburn after being on campus for 1 recruiting event
Feb 2nd – Auburn doesn’t sign a single player on National Signing Day
Feb 4th – Harsin takes a well-earned vacation
Feb 1st-11th – Rumors about Harsin begin to swirl and Auburn launches an internal investigation into Bryan Harsin 1months after hiring the idiot. During this time he refuses to come home from vacation to cooperate
Feb 11th – Auburn announces were keeping Haskin after he has been turned nuclear
Feb 19th -- Auburn finally internally promotes Eric Kiesau to OC after 2 world wide searches (this after he already told Harsin he didn't feel quite ready)
Feb 28th – Dead Period Over
Feb 28th – Mar 3 – Nothing at all
Mar 3rd – Harsin MIA around Auburn and back on vacation baby (don’t worry its spring break)
May 29th - September 8th - In an effort to win back the fanbase, Harsin releases the “Huddle with Hars” podcast, releasing 14 episodes despite only having 8 commitments in the 2023 class.
June/July/August- zero external additions made one of the worst offensive lines in the conference
Late August or some shit: told ESPN about starting QB before he told the team- told everyone to “just watch” when asked if he had a message for recruits
September 17th- auburn has it’s shit pushed in on live television by a 8 win penn state team while rotating two absolute garbage QBs all while wasting the best home crowd showing and atmosphere Auburn fans have brought together in the past 3 years
September 19th - still at single digit commits for 2023 class
September 22nd: QB1 competition open between a baseball player from Oregon and a gorgeous young freshman after the back up from last year gets injured and the guy harsin brought in to start opts for sir-jury and a medical redshirt el oh fvcking el
October 21st: Harsin and the potato’s get off their fat asses and leave campus to recruit for the first time in their lives
October 25th: after running off half of the 2022 class and not even recruiting a 23 class, Harsin is encouraging upset players to quit the team or transfer. @Jeffrey Lee cries publicly and sends on3 into an abyss of rage
Halloween: Firet
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