We got an OFFICIAL endorsement of a PORTAL PLAYER from DockyPooDis guy woood be a WUNDERFUL ADDDDISHUN.
Comes frum a REEELY GOOOD KONFRENTZ and he kan SKORE.
Don't pay attentchun to hiz DEEFENZE. Nobody cares about dat anymore. BREWCE kan teeech deeezent deefentz.
I'm gezzzing we have a SLIM CHANTZ at him, but he wood be a good addishun in my upinyun.
You're not gonna be able to search find this post in a year but just let it be known that it happened