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Bill's parting shot was an absolute banger.
This dude is hilarious. His favorite story to tell by far is the one about the time he got bit by a water moccasin and didn't go to the doctor. I think it happened around 40 years ago but he's framed his life around that event. It was such an incredibly stupid thing to have done, but you can...- CowardlyToaster
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Bill is ready to go home, but still has some gas in the tank.
He's been sitting in the same spot on my couch since 5:30 watching the Law and Order marathon. Lustily chiming in on any exposition or big reveal. "They gottem now." "That's the one that really did it." "That guy is a great lawyer." That guy is an actor, Bill.- CowardlyToaster
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- bill bill farewell tour christmas with bill gonna miss him a very small amount
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Just got into a tiff with BILL
Somehow the subject of running comes up, and Bill doesn't believe in running for exercise, apparently. He says God made us too smart to run, which is why we can use weapons to hunt, etc, etc. I busted a fat ACTUALLY on him and set him straight that running is the reason we're the dominant...- CowardlyToaster
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Christmas Morning with Bill
The man constantly, CONSTANTLY, talks. No one is listening and he continues to prattle on. Nice guy but VERY uncomfortable with silence or the sound of anyone else's voice. "Now, when I'm out to eat, I like to use a straw. They're trying to get rid of straws. What they need to do is find some...- CowardlyToaster
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- bill christmas with bill patience
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My Stepfather in Law is concerned about drones.
My wife's mother's husband, let's call him Bill, is laying out for me the dangers of drone technology. Someone, a terrorist mayhap, could load it with poison of some sort and release it over a crowd of people. A pervert could attach a camera to a drone and take pictures of women sunbathing...- CowardlyToaster
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