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And not a Speedo
How much was the quote?
Maybe we could get him and Pickens as a package deal.
I know she calls you Daddy
Damn, beat me to it.
Is that Benjamin Button?
Yes, by a bunch
All the hawt girls were out of the rain hooking up somewhere.
Only missing piece of the puzzle is the rest of your avatar.
Which one is you?
Yep, pretty sure she is having an affair. Tell her I said "congrats on the sects"
Man, did you puke or just dump out a pot of chilli?
No way I’m telling y’all that.
Send her over here, I'll make sure she gets it.
Just so I'm clear, are Heartbroken Asses and Butt Hurt the same thing?