Go Republicans get anything right these days? Morons.

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2. ABOUT THOSE EGG DESIGNS: This one is a bit weird, but bear with us.

The American Egg Board isn’t an organization with a household name. But if you do know anything about them, it’s probably this: For generations, they’ve worked with administrations of all stripes on the Easter Egg Roll at the White House. Every year, the same guidelines are sent out for the eggs kids can design for the event.

It is true that overtly religious egg designs are not permitted. But it has been that way under every president since 1976 — including under DONALD TRUMP.

“The American Egg Board has been a supporter of the White House Easter Egg Roll for over 45 years and the guideline language referenced in recent news reports has consistently applied to the board since its founding, across administrations,” the American Egg Board’s EMILY METZ told us this morning. (It’s been an unusual Easter morning on our phone.)

The reason for this is straightforward: The guidelines are federal ones the Egg Board has to adhere to because they are a commodity Checkoff Program and basically they have to stay neutral. (They cannot use the Egg Roll to say that eggs are better than bacon, we’re told.) So any program or activity they are a part of cannot even be seen as lifting one religion or set of political beliefs over others.

Let’s say there is a huge year ending tournament that is “seeded” by a committee.

Let’s say seeding is extremely important.

Let’s say your AD is on the committee

Let’s say your record is a very modest 21-11 and you come in a T2nd in the SEC.

Let’s say you get beat in your first game in the SEC Tournament and your #1 rival won the tournament.

Let’s say you have a poor Quad 1 record of 4-10.

Let’s say your #1 rival beat you by 18 at their place and you beat them by 4 at yours.

Let’s say you are rated #14 by KenPom and EvanMiya and your #1 rival is rated #4 and #3.

Let’s say you lost 4 of your last 6 games and your #1 rival won their last 6 games.

Let’s say you are somehow given a 4 seed and your #1 rival is also given a 4 seed.


So would you say it is a coincidence that your team gets seeded in the easiest bracket and your eventual game against a #1 seed is the easiest #1 seed and your #1 rival is seeded against the #1 ONE seed ?

Is it a coincidence that the #2 seed in your bracket has lost 8 games AND you have already played them ?

Is it a coincidence that your S16 opponent is someone you have already played ?

Or would you say it is a fact that your AD made sure you were put into this bracket ?

Adrian Chilliest

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Got run into from behind on 280 yesterday and boy am I sore today. I was stopped behind a long line of traffic and looked in my rearview mirror and thought that car isn't going to make it, I had maybe one or two seconds to brace for impact . He hit me and then shoved my car into the car in front of me, it was like two wrecks in one. My head was going both directions and ended up hitting my forehead on the roof of the car. Had the worst head ache yesterday, but just sore today. Guy that hit me told me he was on his GPS putting an address in, said he wouldnt do that anymore, I mean its not possible to drive and do both with out putting somebody in harms way.

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bammer’s shot chart from last nights win over Clemson…

Only one (1) shot in 40 minutes that was NOT a 3-point shot or a shot within 3 feet of the basket/backboard. That was a missed 8 foot shot from the left side of the key.

That was an incredible night of executing Oat’s system of only wanting to take 3-point shots, layups, dunks, or put backs and to take zero midrange shots.

Then I went back and looked at the shot chart when they played and lost to UConn 82-67 in November of 2022.

A different story…several midrange attempts/misses and fewer 3-point attempts….they held Sears to 5 points and Brandon Miller to 18.

If bammer is to beat THIS UConn team next Saturday they will have will have to earn it; the Huskies know how to defend against this system and who to defend.

UConn opened last evening as an -11 point favorite and it’s - 11.5 right now.

Betting my piggy bank on the Huskies.

If AU doesn’t make the final 4 in 2019, does bama even fire Avery Johnson? In my opinion, they don’t.

Men’s basketball this year: Abject Failure.

Washington post put out Thare article two day.
I kannot post it beeekuzz you gotta have a SKRIPP.

Why does Pearl feel moved to do this? Are people really dissatisfied with the best Auburn basketball coach ever to do it?


**ADOB: Pearl offers heated defense of himself — and his team

the quality of the bunker?

quality of posts has been dipping lately

@AUgncEngineer you bastard. Return my golf rag or I will battle you into the pits of Auburn basketball! Don’t F with me man!

1. Cam Coleman was a freak today and is a freak. Showed out

2. Depending on who you ask, Payton Thorne looked much better than the others, as he should with the experience.

3. Defense had one of its best days, if not the best, of spring practice. Really getting to the ball and making plays.

Will let you know when find out more.

Massapequa Officer Diller.

Evidently Gov Hochul and DA James told to hit the road in their request to speak at funeral.

Self-awareness here is uh, uh...nonexistent.

SEC, SEC, SEC

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Know we’ve played the #s 1, 2 & 5 teams… with more top 10 teams on our schedule. Also know we rallied big time last season after a slow start.

What says our ⚾️⚾️ gurus…. 10% chance of postseason play? 25%? What ya got?

WDE

Let the tigers smite the turds today. Amen.

@bigdanteague or @sjweagle whoever wants it first. Perma ban offer for the UConn vs Bama game. Step right up and accept it. @Jay G. Tate can enforce the rules and absolutely no making a new handle.

For us to a make a deep run in the ncaa tournament. I can’t believe l am saying this. We need to add a white guy or maybe a couple of them to the team!!! Just saying 😉

But we aren’t obsessed with them.

FIRZT OFF—-HAPPY EASTER!! Quite pozzzibly the mozt important day in world history.

SEKKUNDLY—shood we open up discussions about pozzzibly creating ANUTHA BOARD foe and and all “tuzkalooooza info?”
Tuzkaloooza haz become a varry popular topic within our FAMBLY in reeecent weekz.
IF enough peepel agree, I will approach @Jay G. Tate .

Other than to let your gardner do it for you.

I had a small garden 2 years ago that did ok. Didn't do one last year, but am going to start one in the next week. Pretty basic. Probably tomatoes, squash , cucumbers and maybe 1 more item

Because honestly, I wouldn't fire Bruce and I wouldn't fire Hugh. Our NIL is in a great spot, we are being relatively judicious about how we spend money on facilities and we are in the midst of negotiating a contract with Nike (or its a done deal or whatever).

So what would you change? How can we possibly do anything to get better? Bruce is THE best basketball coach this school will ever have. It isn't close. Hugh is leagues better at roster building and recruiting than Gus or harsin. He also has potential to be the best coach we've had in 20+ years, he obviously needs some time.

The only thing I can think of on the football front is I'm probably finding Hugh a blank check for a QB, at this point I bet he regrets not paying whoever his top guy was this off-season whatever he wanted.

Ironically this is why I'm so depressed, because we're doing all the right things to me, we've got all the right guys in place, and we suck.

So what say you bunk?