I LUV me sum VOCHON, but we neeed sumbody dat we are KONFIDENT in OUTSIDE 27 YARDS.
I'm juzt not shure the TRUZZZZT iz thare wit McGOOOOOOOOOO.
Gettttin a GOOOD KICKA in the PORT HOLE iz MUCHO IMPORTANTE!!!!!!!


DOC DUMPSTA'S "PORT HOLE NEEEDZ" checkk lizzzt:

1. QUARTABAKK (Good Wun)
2. KICKA
3. QUARTABAKK (Good Wun)
4. QUARTABAKKK
5. QUARTABAKKK
6. QUARTABAKKK
7. QUARTABAKK
8. OFFENTZIVE LINEMAN
9. QUARTABAKK
10. OFFENTZIVE LINEMAN
11. LINEBACKA


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Let's hear it!

What's the QB/OC combo next year?

Long time lurker, want to get involved in the community so I struck up a new account. Feel free to roast me!

I have a semi-serious question, in hindsight, should we have #StoppedTheSteele ? Or let it ride?

Hindsight is 20/20, I was against Steele, but there was at least a common vision among some of the money back then. Do you think Auburn would have been better off being ushered into modern college sports with the soft landing of Steele?

My thoughts: maybe it could’ve worked, but we’re in this spot either way, most likely. He probably wins 6-8 games and recruits better than Harsin, eventually gets fired and we end up with Hugh anyway. We’re still sitting smack dab in the middle of mediocrity, and Hugh is down to his final chips to stay at the table.

When do the new rankings release today?

What're we feeling? Do we want to be number 1 based on last week's results going into Duke? Or would we prefer to be #2 before that matchup so it doesn't give their fans a little extra fire?

Anyone else going to be in Vegas first week of December? Trying to find some barners to watch the Duke game and celebrate signing day.

the portal will determine the fate of Hugh Freeze.
Spin all this stuff however you want if he does not win both big in he will never win at Auburn. Our football future for the next many years is holding all of this class and winning the portal big. That is all that matters. Forget the past. This is the only story that matters.

You can't make this shit up

Closing the Hoover Building to turn into a museum for the deep state. Telling all 7000 employees to go out and start working for a living

Needs to be fired today...
Tanner Burns (should have been fired yesterday)
Jake Thornton
Kent Austin

Should go find another job to make room for hopefully better coach(es)
Derrick Nix

5 most important Position Needs in Portal ranked by most important need for 2025
QB1 - has to go through spring
QB2 - would be nice if he went through spring
LT1 - has to go through spring
RB - depth more than anything...do not know about Alston, Cobb or Henderson as the #1 yet
K1 - Alex may or may not be fine in 9 months but the risk is too big to ignore

Recruits Auburn absolutely cannot lose
Deuce Knight

Throw in the trash
RPO
Every single trick play run by Hugh Freeze, Bryan Haskins and Gus Malzahn that has been run in the last 15 years

"We are just one player away from the playoff" - someone is going to say this in the next 9 months but no one truly believes it.

Aunt Kelly's Blue Sauce is delicious and if you order through my link you do not get a discount because it is not real.

Music that makes sense today...

Cause we need 4 New Quarterbacks in 2025
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Cause HF hasn't fired Tanner Burns as of 10:05 this morning...
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Every single Auburn QB and Kicker in 2025
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HF running into the Transfer Portal to get a QB
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What is was like watching this offensive staff coach football this season
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Elite QBs needed to make a difference on this team in 2025
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War Damn Eagle!!!!!!

# 4 class or better and victory over Duke- The good
One of above but not both- The bad
Lose significant current commits and gain no new commits to replace them and then lose to Duke- The ugly

If we get the bad, what do you want most? Signing class or Duke victory?

Loser

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I wanted to get an offseason thread going so we can keep track of all the potential moves and deals that will be made. We can use this thread to consolidate all the information.

We have all made some of our offseason move preferences.

So with that said, Team Harper checking in!

Three games into the season he was a dead man walking, now he’s finished the season out with three straight wins (two vs Top 25 competition) and is making moves on the recruiting trail. Even his most ardent critics on twitter seem to be buying in now. Flash in the pan or will patience end up paying off for the gaytors?

Upgrade at QB, new kicker, upgrade overall in talent. Only teams we play that will have more talent will are thuga and bama.

With a better Qb and a kicker we would have been 9-3 this year with a win against bama.

Got a deer last weekend and will do plenty of chili, tacos, burgers etc. with the ground meat but curious what folks’ best recipes are for cube steaks.

Been several years since I’ve ordered it (always do whole back straps, ground, some sausage) but did several pounds this go-round. TIA

I thinking…

Willie Fritz
Mike Norvell
Jeff Lebby
Lance Leipold

Coaching or players

Micah Riley has confirmed to me that he plans to enter the transfer portal.

if you follow my portal threads youll know what the tiers mean

these are qbs that 1.) are top 50 on pff + 20% of teams dropbacks (to filter out backups) 2.) have at least 1 more year of eligibility remaining

TIER 1

Brendon Lewis
Haynes King
Owen McCown
Ethan Vasko
Kaidon Salter
Garrett Nussmeier
Kyron Drones
Billy Edwards Jr
Luke Altmyer
Jalon Daniels (outside top 50 pff)
Miller Moss (outside top 50 pff)

TIER 2

Sam Leavitt
Walker Eget
Jaket Retzlaff
John Mateer
Avery Johnson
Gio Lopez
Josh Hoover
Caden Veltkamp


onto the PFF look at potential targets

2+ years remaining






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also started fixing the portal megathread spreadsheet again, should be up sometime next week

a little preview, we got some TIGHT ENDS on the board!!! @Docdumpsta



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