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Defense held them to 229 total yards.

That is an elite performance. But not enough thanks to this offense.

Really sick of amazing defensive performances being wasted by crap offense. 2021 iron bowl. 2019 LSU game. Many many other examples of course, those are just what stick out the most to me.


Freeze has to turn this QB room around. Unreal they didn't get a transfer. Even if the transfer doesn't work out, crazy to not grab one. I doubt they make that mistake again.

Where To Now

We will not win another game this year so I’ve adjusted my Saturdays to yard work. It’s hard to watch a proud program go down the tube but if Auburn is to survive some hard decisions need to be made. I realize the program was trash before Hugh got here but it seems there always mass confusion on the sidelines. We have the money to bring in an excellent OC and considering the talent we’ve built/building there’s no reason a better product on the field.

Seems like HEW has fooled most of the fanbase... again.

Just be thankful Im here to help sort out facts from fiction and tell you how you should feel.


Kentucky is arguably the second-most dogshit opponent we will face this year.

During their recent stretch of games in October, the team has been allowing an average of 420 yards per game and 6.64 yards per play, placing them 96th and 116th nationally, respectively.

On offense, they are averaging 285 yards per game and 4.78 yards per play, ranking 126th and 120th in these categories, respectively.


Auburn’s game was a story of two halves. In the first half, they looked like the same team we’ve seen all season—struggling with timeouts, questionable play-calling, situational decisions, field goal issues, penalties, field position, turnovers... you name it. But then, somehow, all those problems disappeared in the second half.

What changed? HEW or somebody on the offensive coaching staff decided it was time to actually utilize our MILF HUNTER.


So which Auburn team shows up on Saturday? First Half Auburn might get CORCH HEW fired. Second Half Auburn might get CORCH HEW a Malzahn extension.

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