Just be thankful Im here to help sort out facts from fiction and tell you how you should feel.
Kentucky is arguably the second-most dogshit opponent we will face this year.
During their recent stretch of games in October, the team has been allowing an average of 420 yards per game and 6.64 yards per play, placing them 96th and 116th nationally, respectively.
On offense, they are averaging 285 yards per game and 4.78 yards per play, ranking 126th and 120th in these categories, respectively.
Auburn’s game was a story of two halves. In the first half, they looked like the same team we’ve seen all season—struggling with timeouts, questionable play-calling, situational decisions, field goal issues, penalties, field position, turnovers... you name it. But then, somehow, all those problems disappeared in the second half.
What changed? HEW or somebody on the offensive coaching staff decided it was time to actually utilize our MILF HUNTER.
So which Auburn team shows up on Saturday? First Half Auburn might get CORCH HEW fired. Second Half Auburn might get CORCH HEW a Malzahn extension.
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